Shame on you Josh Turner & Alan Jackson
These are just two of the Country Music artists who are using filth to spread the myth of Female Orgasm.
It is a widely known scientific fact that females do NOT have orgasms, except in rare cases which are probably transvestites.
Spreading these lies only raises false hope and makes the rest of us look bad.
You will hear claims from many men claiming that they have given a woman an orgasm.
News Flash:
They FAKE IT. Many women claim to have orgasms.
Many women also claim to have seen flying saucers.
Let's look at the filthy work of Josh Turner.
Note the euphemisms that he uses for female orgasm:
"She packs a punch like a roman candle." and
"She goes off with a great big bang." or...
"When she takes off you better hang on tight."
A blatant reference to the alleged female orgasm.
Now listen to this filth from Alan Jackson:
"I've got a 4 wheel drive. Climb in my bed."
Are we to assume that Alan forces his attractive passengers to ride in the back of his truck?
"I can get you where you need to go."
Ah HA!
"Slingin' up some red dirt."
I don't even want to think about what that might mean.
"Let me know when we're gettin' close, I can slide on out." An obvious reference to the purposeful delaying of an orgasm, which is a sin, I believe,
or certainly should be, if it isn't already.
Alan Jackson, stick to what you know best,
which is songs about how wonderful the simple Country life is, which you write while sitting on your huge, meticulously restored vintage yacht.
You musicians are as evil as George Strait and Kenny Chesney, who rejoice in telling us how the work that we do is just a big ole pile of shit work.
I guess only your work is worthwhile and important to this Country?
You disgust me.
It is a widely known scientific fact that females do NOT have orgasms, except in rare cases which are probably transvestites.
Spreading these lies only raises false hope and makes the rest of us look bad.
You will hear claims from many men claiming that they have given a woman an orgasm.
News Flash:
They FAKE IT. Many women claim to have orgasms.
Many women also claim to have seen flying saucers.
Let's look at the filthy work of Josh Turner.
Note the euphemisms that he uses for female orgasm:
"She packs a punch like a roman candle." and
"She goes off with a great big bang." or...
"When she takes off you better hang on tight."
A blatant reference to the alleged female orgasm.
Now listen to this filth from Alan Jackson:
"I've got a 4 wheel drive. Climb in my bed."
Are we to assume that Alan forces his attractive passengers to ride in the back of his truck?
"I can get you where you need to go."
Ah HA!
"Slingin' up some red dirt."
I don't even want to think about what that might mean.
"Let me know when we're gettin' close, I can slide on out." An obvious reference to the purposeful delaying of an orgasm, which is a sin, I believe,
or certainly should be, if it isn't already.
Alan Jackson, stick to what you know best,
which is songs about how wonderful the simple Country life is, which you write while sitting on your huge, meticulously restored vintage yacht.
You musicians are as evil as George Strait and Kenny Chesney, who rejoice in telling us how the work that we do is just a big ole pile of shit work.
I guess only your work is worthwhile and important to this Country?
You disgust me.
